Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Mom: “Oh yeah, I sometimes wouldn’t go to class because I was so hung over” “I was out with my friends and we had a quarter pounder challenge where we could only eat it in two bites! I was supposed to be studying for an exam the next morning! Ha Ha HA. But I won though” “I took an exam drunk. Psh, I failed it anyway and I knew I was so I didn’t see a problem in it” “I went to TCNJ. Well, I DROPPED OUT of TCNJ. AHAHA”
Mom after learning I skipped class…ONCE: “OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! YOU’RE GOING TO FAIL! OMG, KIM, WHY WOULD YOU SKIP CLASS THAT IS THE MOST IDIOTIC THING A COLLEGE STUDENT COULD DO! OMGOMGOMG YOU SHOULD HAVE WENT TO CLASS, KIM!”
^True story bro.
HHHHHHHHHH
That’s real fucking life folks
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I hate to ruin the 420 notes but..
This is my mom every night
i hate people that don’t spell correctly .__. makes me a beeyotch. i know.
HHHHHHHHHH That’s real fucking life folks
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